男子也怕被“强暴”教你如何制服女流氓

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　　导语：32岁的俄罗斯人Jasinski做了大概是他一生中最错误的一件事：他冲进位于梅晓夫斯克的一间发廊，试图抢走她们今天的营业额，结果却被发廊28岁女老板Zajac拖到后院强暴了。面对这样的女人，男人们要速速学起下面的几招男士防狼术，免得破身。

　　打劫男子Jasinski他被打晕之后，噩梦（或是天堂？）的开始。女老板（一位28岁的女黑带高手）把他扒光了拖进后面一间小屋，用电吹风的电线把他捆起来绑在暖气上，然后对他施行了惨绝人寰骇人听闻惨无人道的强奸行为。在这3天之中，为了保持这位性奴的“战斗力”，女老板还给他喂了不少万艾可（伟哥）。
　　最后这位被榨干了的劫匪终于被放出来了，他所做的第一件事情就是冲向医院！为啥？因为他都蛋疼到肿起来了！接受了治疗之后，Jasinski去向警方报了案（还有自首，大家别忘了他是抢匪来着），于是两人都被逮捕了。
　　女老板Zajac被逮捕的时候表示：“你这个忘恩负义的混蛋！我们确实是稍微多了点……可我放你走的时候不是给你买了新牛仔裤，还给你管饭，最后还送了你1000卢布的营养费么！？何必要抓我呢？”
　　从上面的新闻中，明眼人能够看出一个道理。女色狼与男色狼最大的区别在于心理优势。一般男色狼都会做贼心虚，碰上点风吹草动，夹着老二就跑。但是女色狼不会这样，她们付诸行动时胆气十足，特别豁得出，更防不胜防。
　　虽然图片里的招数纯属网络搞笑，但是下面的招数绝对可实行：
　　1、踢其腹股沟，当她痛苦向前俯身的时候，果断的抓住胸大肌，旋转扭动并拉扯。
　　2、踢断她的高跟鞋，当她身体站不稳的时候，用力推她一把，当她倒下的时候，拔腿就跑。
　　3、大喊大叫，当然不是让你跟女人似的喊“非礼呀……”如果有人在地铁里面用胸顶你，你可以回头说一句：“嚯！你这里面硅胶不少吧！”。
　　4、去强身健体练武术，遇到女色狼，一个漂亮的侧踢再加一个凶狠的回旋踢，就能把女色狼打趴在地，下辈子也别想再害男人。
　　话说回来，咱们男人有必要这样对付女色狼吗？把女色狼对付没了，对男人有什么好处呢？上面第三条在地铁被胸骚扰的男人，一定是因为后面的女人奇丑无比，要是志玲在后面，他一定不知声还会跟周围的哥们炫耀！
　　来源于：新浪

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　　十三岁了，世仁堂试管婴儿十三年了，我去过无数家商店，有的梦幻卡通，有的深沉稳重，有的豪华艳丽，而有的，可能是搞怪可笑。每进入一家店，都会有性格不一的售货员迎接，介绍着自己店里的种种商品，老板则坐在一旁，整理账目薄。那温馨的场面触动了我，所以我从小就萌发了开店的种子。
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