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男子也怕被“强暴”教你如何制服女流氓

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发表于 2012-7-3 10:30:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
  导语:32岁的俄罗斯人Jasinski做了大概是他一生中最错误的一件事:他冲进位于梅晓夫斯克的一间发廊,试图抢走她们今天的营业额,结果却被发廊28岁女老板Zajac拖到后院强暴了。面对这样的女人,男人们要速速学起下面的几招男士防狼术,免得破身。

  打劫男子Jasinski他被打晕之后,噩梦(或是天堂?)的开始。女老板(一位28岁的女黑带高手)把他扒光了拖进后面一间小屋,用电吹风的电线把他捆起来绑在暖气上,然后对他施行了惨绝人寰骇人听闻惨无人道的强奸行为。在这3天之中,为了保持这位性奴的“战斗力”,女老板还给他喂了不少万艾可(伟哥)。
  最后这位被榨干了的劫匪终于被放出来了,他所做的第一件事情就是冲向医院!为啥?因为他都蛋疼到肿起来了!接受了治疗之后,Jasinski去向警方报了案(还有自首,大家别忘了他是抢匪来着),于是两人都被逮捕了。
  女老板Zajac被逮捕的时候表示:“你这个忘恩负义的混蛋!我们确实是稍微多了点……可我放你走的时候不是给你买了新牛仔裤,还给你管饭,最后还送了你1000卢布的营养费么!?何必要抓我呢?”
  从上面的新闻中,明眼人能够看出一个道理。女色狼与男色狼最大的区别在于心理优势。一般男色狼都会做贼心虚,碰上点风吹草动,夹着老二就跑。但是女色狼不会这样,她们付诸行动时胆气十足,特别豁得出,更防不胜防。
  虽然图片里的招数纯属网络搞笑,但是下面的招数绝对可实行:
  1、踢其腹股沟,当她痛苦向前俯身的时候,果断的抓住胸大肌,旋转扭动并拉扯。
  2、踢断她的高跟鞋,当她身体站不稳的时候,用力推她一把,当她倒下的时候,拔腿就跑。
  3、大喊大叫,当然不是让你跟女人似的喊“非礼呀……”如果有人在地铁里面用胸顶你,你可以回头说一句:“嚯!你这里面硅胶不少吧!”。
  4、去强身健体练武术,遇到女色狼,一个漂亮的侧踢再加一个凶狠的回旋踢,就能把女色狼打趴在地,下辈子也别想再害男人。
  话说回来,咱们男人有必要这样对付女色狼吗?把女色狼对付没了,对男人有什么好处呢?上面第三条在地铁被胸骚扰的男人,一定是因为后面的女人奇丑无比,要是志玲在后面,他一定不知声还会跟周围的哥们炫耀!
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发表于 2014-5-4 23:13:01 | 显示全部楼层
不怕到时她反过来说你强奸她还得了呀.
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